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perfectlycrazy:

THIS IS THE SHIT WE GREW UP WATCHING WERE THE WARNER BROTHERS ON ACID OR WHAT
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thaunderground:

I’m a black man in the United States, I may get shot
did-you-kno:

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cc-studios:

Finding Taylor Swift lacking in dirty, dirty sex jokes? Think Doctor Who needs a little shot of smut? Remix your favorite Amy quote with your favorite pop culture icon, tag it “Amy Schumer,” and we’ll repost our favorites on the Comedy Central Tumblr and Facebook. 
Here’s a handful of Amy quotes to get you started:
“I’m a little sluttier than the average bear”
“You feel like such a dirty whore buying plan b. It is so embarrassing because it’s over the counter but you have to ask you pharmacist, and they know what you want but they make you ask. They’re lookin’ at me, I’m like, you see where my eyeliner is just give it to me.”
“No one’s ever cum on my face. That surprises a lot of people. Never caught one up top as they say in the biz.”
Amy’s new show, Inside Amy Schumer, airs Tuesdays 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central, but you can go behind the scenes of the show right now on Behind Amy Schumer.
collegehumor:

Woman Gets Creative with Leaning Tower of Pisa Picture
All that tower needs is some Cialis.
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thejeselnikoffensive:

JESELNIK’S SPECIAL PICS  [Via The Chive]  Your baby will be there in 3-5 business days.

The Jeselnik Offensive premieres February 19 at 10:30/9:30c.
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